photo by Harley Wince

short videos/social media

instagram, aka the fun one

tiktok, aka the disappointment

facebook, aka fuck you

short videos/long videos/streams

youtube, aka monetize me cap'n

paid videos

cameo, aka I'll say pretty much whatever you want

patreon, aka spank vids

merch

shirts, pillows, mugs, etc. via dashery

fiction

(aka my name isn't max)

Bookeemessiah - [animated Japanese battle pets] are real and commit genocide

Pepperoni Powerhouse: A Pizza Boyzz Legend - a pizza-themed gang corrupts the lives of three teenagers, part 1

When In Doubt: A Lefkitis Mystery - an albino detective solves mysteries with his dick while lusty hotties collide in paradise

Parasociopath - an incel sex worker's life is destroyed by satanic visions of his past

Songs of Warmth and Color - thirteen beautiful, truthful tales of titillation, longing, and love [coming Thanksgiving 2026]

the cincinnati free bookstore

just a clown with a cart full of books and a dream