photo by Harley Wince

fiction

Bookeemessiah - [animated Japanese battle pets] are real and commit genocide

Pepperoni Powerhouse: A Pizza Boyzz Legend - a pizza-themed gang corrupts the lives of three teenagers, part 1

When In Doubt: A Lefkitis Mystery - an albino detective solves mysteries with his dick while lusty hotties collide in paradise

Parasociopath - an incel sex worker's life is destroyed by satanic visions of his past

Songs of Warmth and Color - thirteen beautiful, truthful tales of titillation, longing, and love [coming Thanksgiving 2026]

the cincinnati free bookstore

Just a clown with a cart full of books, for now ;)

videos

instagram, aka the fun one

tiktok, aka the disappointment

youtube, aka the long one

cameo, aka I'll say pretty much whatever you want

patreon, aka money please

merch

Shirts, pillows, mugs, etc. via dashery.